If you want some Oomph, you’ve got to get your inner monkey on. Blend together all the ingredients and enjoy. You’ll feel stronger than an oversized gorilla on top of a skyscraper. Or in the jungle. Either way.


  • 1 Cup ZICO Chocolate Premium Coconut Water
  • 1/2 Cup ice
  • 1/2 banana
  • 1 Tablespoon almond butter (or peanut butter)
  • 1 square dark chocolate (or, for the real deal, try a pinch of cacao nibs or a few cacao beans)


  • Total Time: 6 min
  • Prep Time: 5 min
  • Cook Time: 1 min
  1. Add all the ingredients in a blender and blend until the smoothie reaches the desired consistency. Add ice to make the smoothie thicker. Add water to make the smoothie thinner.